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AGASUZUGURO
Soma wumve uko basuzugura!!!
A: Ariko sha ko twakubonye na wa musore kandi waratubwiraga ngo uramusuzugura?
B: nibyo koko, naramusuzuguye menya n’ubu iyo ambonye ahita abyibuka!!!
A: kagire inkuru……
B: yarantumiye ngo musure, murebana agasuzuguro, ndamwikiriza;

ndagenda ngera iwe, ampa karibu, ndinjira ariko namusuzugiyeeee bya hatari
Ambaza icyo anzimanira, mubwirana agasuzuguro ko ari Jus na Carte;
Aba arabizanye, jus ndayinywa na unit├ęs nzongera muri samsung yanjye ariko namusuzuguye;
acuranga cd ya zouk, ansaba kubyina, ndamwemerera ariko namusuzuguye nyine : yanyegera nkamwegera nanjye ngo ndebe icyo bimwungura

Kugira ngo mupinge, namusabye gusura chambre ye; mbona biramushimishije, ndamuseka cyane mu mutima ariko sinabimwereka ndamusuzugura
Aba azanye alboum aranyereka, ndayireba ariko n’agasuzuguro kenshi!!!
Aba ansabye kumusoma, ndamusoma ariko ndamusuzuguraaa pe…
Aba atangiye kunkuyakuya, numva ntacyo bimbwiye ariko ndamusuzugura ndamureka arishimisha!

Arambwira ngo tujye ku gitanda, ndamureba ndamusuzugura, ndurira;
Agiye kunkuriramo inkweto ndamusuzugura nzikuriramo ngo atazica!!!
Akomeza kunsoma no kunkuyakuya, ndamusugura ndamwihorera!!
Ansaba gukuramo imyenda yanjye ngo itipfunyarika ko nta pasi afite: mbona ko ambeshye ariko ndamusuzugura mpita nyikuramo…
Akomeza iby’ikuyakuya, ankora ku mabere, mu misatsi, ndamusuzugura sinamuvugisha, arumirwa mbona ashatse kurira!!!!

Aba atangiye kumanurira ikariso, ndamureba, ndamusuzugura ndamwihorera;
Aba azanye condom ifite uduheri ambaza niba nyikunda, ndamupinga sinamusubiza!
Ngiye kumva numva ikintu cyangezemo, ndamureba ndamuzusugura nigizayo amatako ngo ndebe icyo bimumarira; ndayeganyegaaaaaa akambwira ngo arishimye cyane, ndamusuzugura sinamusubiza!!
Aritunenga, aritunenga sinakubwira…..akajya azunguza uruntu rwe mu kintu cyanjye, ndamwihorera nifungira amaso ndamusuzugura!

Ngiye kumva numva ahanitse ijwi araryururutsa, aranyegera cyaneeee, mufata mu mugongo ariko namusuzuguye!!
Aransomagura cyane, ndamusuzugura ndamwihorera!
Numva utuntu twiza tunyuzuye umubiri wose, ubwenge bwange sinzi aho buri, ndamusuzugura sinamubaza ibyo ari byo!
Agwa agacuho nanjye numva ndaruhutse, ariko ndamusuzugura pe!
Hashize akanya aba ansabye kujyana muri douche kwiyuhagira, ndamureba ndamukuba mpita mutangayo…ngo nigire ahari heza

Afungura amazi yo hejuru aransirita, ndamureba ndamusuguzugura bya hatari!!
Tuguma muri douche, ndamwihorera sinamuvugisha…
Mu kanya aba yongeye kwambara condom, ahita anyicaza ku gatebe kari aho, ndamupinga nicara ntambikije bya hatari!!!
Aba atangiye kunyaza, ndamwihorera mwereka ko namusuzuguye..
Agezeho anyinjiramo weseeeee najye numva uburyohe bwinshiiiiii mpita musuzugura ndamusoma cyane, mubuza kuvuga!
….hakurikiyeho n’ibindi byinshi ariko ndamusuzugura bya hatari: ibyo ambwiye nkabikora ariko namupinze nyine urabyumva!! Kugeza igihe amperekereje aranshimira cyane; nanjye ndamupinga ndamuninura ngo « merci »
….ndemeza ko atazongera kunyitereza: namweretse ko mupinga nawe menya yarabibonye;
None umva ngo arirarira ngo ndamukunda!!!

Isomo:

Uyu mwari ngo yakurikizaga inama yo gusuzugura abahungu, ariko menya uburyo babikora barabwize yasohotse yagiye gusuzugura uriya musore we nyine!!!!!!!!!!!

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